Thursday, July 24, 2008

Laura Needs...

Kristen did this on her blog and I thought it was funny. You type in your name and then the word: "needs" after it in google search. Here are some of my favorites about my family:

Laura needs...25 cents and two fingers.
Laura needs...consolation after being dumped by King George II.
Laura needs...to take that woman to lunch or better yet, sit on her porch.

Nate needs...a haircut
Nate needs...rehab
Nate needs... to strap a Gio on his back and hop around Graumans for a few hours.

Brent needs... to examine his self-proclaimed Godly status (seriously this was the first one that came up)
Brent needs... to examine his fixation with male homosexuality and ask himself why he finds it so threatening. (this came up fourth)
Brent needs...a vacation

Rebecca needs...seriously you have to look up hers for yourself because it's kinda funny but I'm not writing these things in my blog!
Rebecca needs...a family
Rebecca needs...a prayer

Sarah needs...a cold shower
Sarah needs...a date
Sarah needs...her glasses and her brother

Jake needs...a woman
Jake needs...2 phones to talk to grammy
Jake needs...a beating

2 comments:

Mary said...

Hilarious. And, strangely most of them were at least fitting if not particularly true.

Matt Ras said...

Oh my gosh, beatings are awesome. I used to get them when I was young. Loved it!!!!!

 

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